Thursday, May 24, 2018

How To Find A High Quality Woman

When bored or lonely, which is like never other than all the time, I read a few blogs here and there trying to figure out what a good strategy is in finding a woman who is not on the low side of life.  Now before you feminists get all uppety uppety do recall there are plenty of blog posts from your perspectives on finding a "High Quality Man", and no, this isn't a reply to these, but merely my meandering attempt to try and figure out if it even is possible given today's market conditions.  Before one can find a thing, one must know what a thing is, and only then one can figure out where a thing is.  Like in Indian Jones movies, if Indy didn't know what the Crystal Skull was he wouldn't even know where to search for it, right?  Similarly we have to know what a High Quality woman is before we can find one.  And unfortunately I don't know what one is.

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Why All Men Must Support My Body My Choice

For the longest time I never even knew what an abortion was.  And nobody really needs to know what it is and neither should I, but now I do and now it is a key social issue that even guides many political battles.  But to me abortion and the entire pro-choice and pro-life movements were as unknown as melanoma, tuberculosis, and many other mysteries of our universe.  Why do I have to know every single thing out there?  I do not and neither do you, but some out there have this belief that the less you know the less you are worth their attention so people die to learn as much as possible and that's not right bro.  We should focus on what we care to know, not what someone out there is pushing us to experience.  That's what mafia is all about - pushy behaviours.  Mature people aren't pushy, they aren't that insecure.  And that's precisely what the entire pro-life and pro-choice movements are like, they're pushy and shameful.  Allow me to explain.

Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Infrastructure Attack Vector via Washroom Design

This is going to be the most absurd thing you have ever read and I fully expect you to ignore it just like much good advice is often read and ignored but try and think about what I am explaining before dismissing it completely.  Washroom design in Toronto affects Canada's national security.  It's a crazy concept, the two can't be related, there's no way, blah blah, but perhaps if you think about things instead of believing you understand them intuitively you might just grasp the issue at hand.

Sunday, May 13, 2018

Test for any Democratic Brand’s Validity even Canada's

It truly may seem daunting to leaders around how to appease to all walks of life.  Some people like to bathe in riches, others like living humbly.  And then there’s those of us whom enjoy the in between.  Perhaps we in the middle class do not adore the rich life not so much due to our distaste of giant mansions and McLarren’s but due to the perceived social bullying by the lesser-earning public of these titans and so we wish to avoid the easily tossed about words?  Or maybe we do not wish to be humble as we linken it to poverty and having nothing?  Perhaps it’s exciting to live from one backpack and be able to be on the go anywhere in the world but we’re not trained and lack the survival techniques for it?  Or maybe we believe if we were rich we might be lazy and truly wish to help society.  There are a multitude of reasons why people adopt a financial position in life when given the chance or even when asked to dream big.  But for certain nobody willing chooses the financial position whereby food is inaccessible, water is not clean and easy to access, and shelter is difficult to find, or at least not without the help of some oppressive mindsets.

Saturday, May 12, 2018

Disrespect, Manners, and Common Human Courtesy

Very man people are kind, but unfortunately even in the city of Toronto, very many people can not even know the dictionary definition let alone what it entails.  This is surprising to me given how simple kindness is.  One sees a child crying and bends their knee and asks what's wrong.  One does not pummel the child with fists until the tears stop.  If you are the sort who grasps not these matters then check yourself in please for it is something we all normal people learn at a very early age.  In fact, I'd recon it's not something we even learn, it's just obvious, right?  Right?  Judging by how even Torontonians behave I'd say nope.

Wednesday, May 9, 2018

Warfare and Body Language

It is quite amusing for me walking around downtown Toronto and noticing how people interact using their body language, or rather, how they do not interact.  One can almost observe it with amusement, like a Discovery channel show given the limited grunting, coughing, sneezing, and the general impersonal style that Toronto's population is curated by the mental health pundits whom judge what behaviour is not permitted on our "public" streets.  I placed it in brackets as obviously there's no such thing as a public land or property in Toronto.  Sure the legal system states it belongs to all the tax payers and citizens alike, but we all know that the more money or power an entity has the more it belongs to them.  While one might casually want to play ball at Yonge and Dundas' open flat concrete plateau, it is private property and security can remove anyone for any reason, even if they merely dislike your soccer jersey being of a German team, if they were so inclined.  It looks like public property, but it is also prime real estate being on the corner opposite of theater and a shopping mall, Eaton's Center, so whomever owns it is technically being nice to the whole city by choosing not to build a condominium.  And as much as we might be angry that it's not a park, a basketball court, or a pool, we should also be thankful that it's not yet another walls and glass tower.  I think Toronto has a plenty of these monstrosities.  But the permissable behaviour and the non-punishable styles allowed by those in power for us citizens to enjoy are somewhat, well, stunning.

Ride the Racket: TTC, Presto, and Noise

One of my first ever fun experiences upon immigrating to Canada was a ride on the subway to some magical stop and buying a skateboard.  I believe this was for my birthday on the third day of living here amongst you Torontonians.  It was this unreal experience.  Apparently there are trains that go under the ground, there are lights in them, people sit in nice comfy chairs, doors slide open like on Star Trek’s space ships, and nobody knows how the entire vehicle moves nor how it stops at stops as the driver does not exist nor is even visible - almost like magic.  And even more surreal is that all the people know where to exit, as some leave at one stop and others at another, and even my family knew what stop had a skateboard shop!  But little ol’ me, I just knew it was really loud and more exciting than anything else I ever experienced.  This was my first subway ride on the TTC in July of 1990.  And it was awesome.  Certainly I must have seen subways in movies, but I also saw Godzilla, doesn’t mean either existed does it?  But now at least the smaller beast did.

Tuesday, May 8, 2018

Mental Health via Kasparov and KGB

Before I begin this, as any victim of bullying, I am obligated to explain and preface thoroughly with a warning of non-hatred for the bullies in our nations all suffer from impulsivity of emotional outbursts that leads to violent acts.  I harbor no hatred towards the Russian people so I am merely using analogies as easily understandable to my target audience.  And as I am in Toronto, I am using Russia as an evil entity, when in fact I think of the Russian people just the same as of any other nation.  Therefore KGB are evil dudes, Kasparov is hated by that government, and Mental Health is the topic.  If you get upset, remember, I even tried learning Russian to marry a Russian woman, but alas, it did not work out, so your anger is your own problem.